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Sarah Ferguson needs a hobby and a job.

New Zealand's soccer team has to perform the Haka without using their hands.

Rudd has no problem drilling if they find coal under the Opera House.

Homeless people are telling cops they're just camping out early for the iPad.

After today, the fat guy from Lost is contractually allowed to lose weight.

Test results of NSW school students have dropped after unsafe levels of human exposure to Verity Firth

"There is only steam coming out of the crater" refers both to Eyjafjallajokull and Steve Price.

Gay activists have called for a 'National Coming Out Day'. Channel 7 loves the idea and will tell the gay people when it is.

Californian researchers have found bullied children can grow up to live happy, productive lives as Californian researchers.

Kylie Minogue hasn't had work done, whereas Danii Minogue hasn't done any work.

Psychologists have advised parents to tell children devastated by the US oil spill that Mother Nature just put on mascara.

Lady Gaga has shown a journalist that she doesn't have a penis. Justin Bieber has refused interviews.