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Australian Facebook information can now be set to 'Private', 'Open', 'Very Open' or 'Israel'.
Lindsay Lohan was last week arrested for publically pissing her talent up against the wall.
A Lego Man seen on the ABC canteen floor turned out to be Ray Martin after a prawn sandwich.
The 2010 bushfire season was less severe because Christine Nixon skipped dessert.
While the Gulf of Mexico has turned black, ugly dugongs say it makes it much easier to pick up.
SPOILER: In Sex and The City 2, Carrie cheats on her husband with Mr Enormous.
Jason Akermanis trained the Bulldogs mascot to dry hump only women.
Due to a clerical error, the Commonwealth Games will be opened by the Kings of Mykonos.
Sarah Ferguson has also been caught selling access to cake.
When constipated Scientologists go to the toilet, Xenu still expects a silent birth.
To commemorate the Socceroos, beer served at the MCG last night was mid-strength and imported.
Due to health concerns, 3D televisions will automatically turn off when Matt Preston eats.