That was sort of the big moment for the late great John Candy in The Blues Brothers. But if you're not checking out 80s cult movies to get our esoteric references, here are some great alternatives for the weekend.
There's 1013 acts at this year's Melbourne Festival, covering theatre, music, dance, film, visual art and opera. So if you can't find one for you, maybe you'll have to accept that you're uncultured.
Basketball, the world's tallest sport. It's on TEN and ONE this weekend, but it's also live tonight at the Sydney Entertainement Centre and in Wollongong on Sunday.
Oktober, the German spelling of October, is running out fast. In fact this weekend is your last chance to get your fill of bratwurst, spit roasted chicken and pork knuckles to the sound of oompah - and we all love oompah!
The Adelaide Casino has been transformed into a Carnival wonderland: a palm reader, a snake lady, acrobats, magicians, jugglers, fire eaters - it's good old fashioned razzle-dazzle!
The Summer Style festival features all the latest fashions for summer, an exclusive Style Bar and beauty advice.