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Men outnumber women on television 2 penises to 0.

A Richard Pratt will isn't worth the cardboard it's written on.

Stephen Hawking's talking computer just got Rick Roll'd.

Al-Qaida don't usually listen to women but will make an exception for Julie Bishop.

A man who boycotted Facebook has remembered he hated people in High School.

BP has refused to help plug the toxic leak in Steve Price.

Only one more sleep until a hipster drops his iPad.

Ironically, Somali pirates pay for music.

It’s time Jessica Watson got a job.

The handbasket going to Hell was made in China.

A Nepalese man has become the first Sherpa to visit Adelaide three times.

When the NRL calls it Origin, it means of the Species.