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Men outnumber women on television 2 penises to 0.
A Richard Pratt will isn't worth the cardboard it's written on.
Stephen Hawking's talking computer just got Rick Roll'd.
Al-Qaida don't usually listen to women but will make an exception for Julie Bishop.
A man who boycotted Facebook has remembered he hated people in High School.
BP has refused to help plug the toxic leak in Steve Price.
Only one more sleep until a hipster drops his iPad.
Ironically, Somali pirates pay for music.
It’s time Jessica Watson got a job.
The handbasket going to Hell was made in China.
A Nepalese man has become the first Sherpa to visit Adelaide three times.
When the NRL calls it Origin, it means of the Species.