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Matthew Newton did celebrate his new X-Factor job, but denies punching the air.

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iPad covers have been recalled after complaints they don’t stop the novelty wearing off.

Yesterday was International Quit Myspace Day. Everyone took part without noticing.

South Park creators admit they're too scared to draw a picture of Bindi Irwin.

Australia’s stupidest kid just finished the Naplan test.

Actor RIP Torn’s birth was accidentally reported as an obituary.

Bullies at a school for gifted children steal lunch money and invest it for you.

Robert Mugabe is addicted to violent video games.

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Tourism Australia’s new ad has the full support of Tourism New Zealand.

Israel’s farts are silent and odourless.