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Matthew Newton did celebrate his new X-Factor job, but denies punching the air.
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Actor RIP Torn’s birth was accidentally reported as an obituary.
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Robert Mugabe is addicted to violent video games.
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Tourism Australia’s new ad has the full support of Tourism New Zealand.
Israel’s farts are silent and odourless.